NO MORE SPECIAL RIGHTS FOR HOMOS!!

Did you know that you can get married while on Death Row awaiting your execution, Even if killing your last wife is what put you there? (Not that that mouthy bitch didn't deserve to die of course) Did you know that in certain US States you can get married as young as 13 years old? Did you know that in half the States you are allowed to marry your First Cousin? Here in the United States we have done everything that we can possibly do in order to make marriage an easy thing for all of us to participate in.

That's because Marriage stimulates our economy. Current Estimates say that Weddings are a $50-$60 billion dollar a year industry in the United States. I believe this number includes Tux Rentals, Honeymoons, as well as stripper and penicillin costs for the bachelor party.  The average Wedding costs somewhere between $15-$20K. Then there are all of the other hidden expenditures that aren't figured into that number. People have to move out of Dad's basement and buy a house or trailer of their own. After a few weeks to a few months, the happy couple's alcohol expenditures will increase dramatically, especially once they both realize that they have somehow married the absolute dumbest fuck to ever walk upright.

That's why God created Divorce. Because it is said that "It is better to divorce than it is to murder."

Depending upon which set of statistics that you want to believe,  41-50% percent of first marriages, 60-67% of second and marriages and  73- 74% of third marriages will all end in divorce.

The good news is that just like Marriage, Divorce also stimulates our economy.  Divorce is estimated at being a $25-$30 billion-a-year industry with the average divorce costing somewhere between $15-$20K, not to mention the loss of your soul and half of your shit.

Now here is the part that is going to make you angry. Did you know that Homosexuals are exempt from all of this? They can buy a House or a Trailer and set up a household and live just like married couples. The difference is that since they don't have to get married, when they get tired of each others shit, they don't have to get divorced either. They can just pack a bag, get in the car, and set up a new household with somebody else the very next day. There is no waiting period before they are free or anything like that. They are free to come and go as they please whenever they want to. They contribute absolutely nothing to the $75-$90 billion dollar a year Marriage and Divorce industries. What makes them so damned special that they don't have to lose half of their shit like everyone else does? Why should they get a Get Out of Hell Free card?  How come they don't have to endure a year long separation before they can finally be free of that hateful bitch/bastard? IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE SPECIAL

Statistics say that approx 59% of the population who is of legal age to marry are in fact married. Looking at various surveys, the percentage of people in the United States who identify themselves as "Gay" is somewhere between 5-10%.  So taking these numbers conservatively, as I would prefer to err on the side of caution,  Lets just assume that 5% of the population is Gay and of that Gay population, lets assume that 50% are stupid enough to get married. If you crunch those numbers down, that would increase the Marriage and divorce rates in the US by somewhere around 2.5% So if Marriage and Divorce are a $80 billion dollar a year industry, then Gay people should be contributing an additional $2 billion to our National Economy. they SHOULD BE, BUT THEY AREN'T  Why aren't they contributing this money into our economy? Are they somehow too good to do so? Yes, IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE SPECIAL

NO MORE SPECIAL RIGHTS FOR HOMOS!

I think that it is time to end these special rights for Gays. They should have to marry just like the rest of us. Why should they not have to experience the absolute hopelessness that comes when your soul withers away due to being trapped in a long and sex free marriage to a hateful foul demon masquerading as a human being, like so many of us have to suffer through? Why should they be allowed to hoard an extra $2 billion dollars that should be going into our economy?

IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE SPECIAL

Another question that needs to be answered is just how exactly did they pull this off? How did they get the Trial Lawyers, one of the more effective Congressional lobbying groups,  to just blindly shut up and completely ignore this revenue stream? What about the various Bridal  Magazines, Shows, and Boutiques not to mention the various Churches, Reception Halls, Caterers etc? How have these Radical Gay activists been able to silence these people so that they can continue to be allowed to live in sin and exempt themselves from participating in our economy as well as our communities.

IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE SPECIAL

Well, I for one am sick of it.

NO MORE SPECIAL RIGHTS FOR HOMOS!

I am not going to be happy until Gay people are forced to live the same way as Straight people do, No more special privileges, no more special rights. If they want to be Americans, then dammit,they should be forced to act like Americans, and that includes Marriage and Divorce.

NO MORE SPECIAL RIGHTS FOR HOMOS!

Tell your friends and your neighbors, Stand up for your rights!

NO MORE SPECIAL RIGHTS FOR HOMOS!


BigDumbHick